Characters

Bro-man was jealous of his brother's success, so he became a super hero

Argleblat is an alien who lives on the moon and loves cake. That’s about it really.

An old war hero from the year of 1940 very forgettable

Captain O is the leader of the old derp army, and is second in command to Derp Baby. He might tell you he got his scar in a fight, but really his hand slipped when he was cutting cucumbers.

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this bomb is CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!

this submarine is CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this tree is CRAZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!

A cookie who became a cyborg after a sausage-mi'or related accident. He is really smart and somewhat grumpy.

*1NF0 N0T F0UND*

A dragon whose... not really that scary?

The Derpiest dino you'll ever see. Though he may be loyal to Derp Baby, he's actually the kindest dinosaur you'll ever meet!

this dude likes octagons and apparantely thats illegal?

Your on Earth right now!

Eddie is a robot

Spoon Wizard’s self-proclaimed rival and archenemy. Though spoons are powerful, he decides the more vicious route of using a SPORK.

This guy is Scientifically EVILLLLLLLLLLLLll

This fish has the highest grade in violin out of the whole world

Fred is a fire. His hobbies include burning wood, using up Oxygen and Sudoku.

A rabbit from no-arms land who was banished after her secret ability to grow arms was revealed. She also has the ability to sleep anywhere.

This guy likes Gamies so much he changed his first name from dylan to Gamies. Which is quite wierd

this dude has no voice (and no name)

guy with cape in #8

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Ingygbjgul lives on the planet Fgujtfufgyi and wants to grow up to become a L,kjjhugbiugfuy

dude with watch in #8

Jake changed his name from Shooty to Jake because he thought that Shooty was a dumb name.

Jupiter is the beegest planet in our solar system

50% of the Stick School budget goes to this guy. And he sucks. Good job.

Fun Fact: Mars has two potato-shaped moons!

Mhor's legendary Marshmello on a stick that grants him the power of flight, fire and deliciousness.

This planet is named after the Roman knockoff of the Greek God Hermes.

Mhor: God of Campfires, protector of smores, prince of Campguard. 'Nuff said

man with a bootiful moosetache

Super Mi'or's younger cousin who has mysterious powers that can obliterate anyone with a blinding light

Once upon a time, a regular dude went on a tour of a factory who produced multiple flavours of juice. But, he fell into a secret vat of "Buff is you" juice and became the super hero MUSCLE-DERP!

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Fun Fact: This planet's atmosphere contains a (compared to the rest of the solar system) comparitively high amount of methane. AKA fart gas

This guy has no arms and is the leader of no arms land.

A young Derp whose parents invented a really strong mech that threatened the old Derp forces. They were killed and pi was left to fight them off himself.

Poor Pluto. Stripped of its planet status before it even completed an orbit. Press F to Pay respects F

A policeman that enforces the laws of FRIENDSHIP

hehe dinosaur go rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bald guy in #8

Ro’im is an old-derp clone of Super Mi'or, and is physically stronger than him- but his compassion and friendship isn't as strong.

Hungry Shark go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

green hat guy in #8

~If you liked it you should've put a ring on it~

Wizard dude with a spoon-my first comic character!

Believe it or not, Stabby was this guy's birth name- his parents thought he'd love knives. He prefers guns.

The tale of Steve Stevenson is a tragic one. Losing his beloved picnic blanket due to an unexpected gust of wind, he has now descended into nothing but revenge and sadness. Hopefully he'll stop soon...

The main character of Gamies Comics Adventures; A young stickman who likes adventure, videogames and his friends. Can be surprisingly intelligent.  

A young superhero who has dreamed of becoming one since he was a child, and is now using his achieved dream to help others- like when he founded the Super Team!

One of the 3 main members of the Super team. Has no powers, likes cookies and is pretty good in a fight!

A taco who decided to go on a journey for enlightenment. He ended up finding the legendery thousand-year old grand master taco and (after a few years of training) he was given the magical maracas of the elements that- if shook- can summon any of the elements at any time.

Serving 25 years for handiling salmon in suspicious circumstances (yes thats illegal)

These guys don’t even canonically exist anymore.

The magical spoon that has whatever powers the plot needs to progress. The spoon and its powers were both created by spoon wizard’s ancestor, the Fortune Teller.

The moon is an ally of Derp baby, and during a solar eclipse turns all derps into old derps.

The sun is a deadly lazer